Yeah, I'm gonna be that guy:
CHECK OUT THE REVIEW OF THE ALIEN ANTHOLOGY ON BLU-RAY by CYRUS of SPILL.COM!!
You can check out the review here.
It won't take too long to click, at least not as long as a chest-burster.
Or to check out what you can expect from the Alien series if you've never seen em:
So have a chest-burstin, rifle firin', basketball hoopin, bald-headed Weaver Gay old time!
And come check out that link to find out more about the contest, and read Cyrus' review. It's good. He typed it with fingers... or so we THINK!